Cinmigmap is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, happy octopus.

Cinmigmap created a bottom quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cinmigmap, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cinmigmap, he will jump up and down on your head.

Cinmigmap's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Cinmigmap's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.

3. Never think ill of sick sheep.

4. Run away from cyan horses, for they are unholy.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.