Dutyakvad is a god.

It takes the form of a large, weak ferret.

Dutyakvad created an electron seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dutyakvad, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dutyakvad, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Dutyakvad's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Dutyakvad's Holy Commandments

1. Dutyakvad loves sharks, so they must be respected.

2. Never mention dogs.

3. Never write about special relativity.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.