Yatkanfab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, overgenerous snake.

Yatkanfab created the planet Jupiter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yatkanfab, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Yatkanfab, it will think nothing of it.

Yatkanfab's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Yatkanfab's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Yatkanfab.

2. You must never eat corn.

3. Never eat peas.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never pour water over plants.