Fedtadnur is a god.

It takes the form of a small, capable wasp.

Fedtadnur created the Virgo Supercluster six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedtadnur, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fedtadnur, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Fedtadnur's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Fedtadnur's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop near hamsters.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Always help sick swans.

5. Hide if five snails approach from the north.