Zagmottanmistomtin is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, wise dingo.

Zagmottanmistomtin created an electron seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zagmottanmistomtin, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Zagmottanmistomtin, she will turn you into a mouse.

Zagmottanmistomtin's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Zagmottanmistomtin's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not wear yellow clothing.