Genjig Arfpibrak is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, astonishing sheep.

Genjig Arfpibrak created vertebrates eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Genjig Arfpibrak, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Genjig Arfpibrak, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Genjig Arfpibrak's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Genjig Arfpibrak's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven tin sculptures of Genjig Arfpibrak on top of important buildings.

2. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Genjig Arfpibrak in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never mention ducks.

4. You must love Genjig Arfpibrak.

5. Do not chop down trees.