Rilhuggesslamkabbin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, omnipotent grasshopper.

Rilhuggesslamkabbin created a quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rilhuggesslamkabbin, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Rilhuggesslamkabbin, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Rilhuggesslamkabbin's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Rilhuggesslamkabbin's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Never go into black rooms.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Put Rilhuggesslamkabbin first in all things.