Rigwodweghamquimmat Konvonkmildimgil is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, all-knowing ant.

Rigwodweghamquimmat Konvonkmildimgil created oxygen seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Rigwodweghamquimmat Konvonkmildimgil, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Rigwodweghamquimmat Konvonkmildimgil, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Rigwodweghamquimmat Konvonkmildimgil's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Rigwodweghamquimmat Konvonkmildimgil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rigwodweghamquimmat Konvonkmildimgil.

3. Do not dye your hair indigo.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never think about dwarf planets.