Vilruldud is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, prudent bear.

Vilruldud created humanity two years ago.

If you believe in Vilruldud, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Vilruldud, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Vilruldud's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Vilruldud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill voles.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always obey Vilruldud's priests.