Flabmumgam is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, able dingo.

Flabmumgam created the planet Saturn nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Flabmumgam, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Flabmumgam, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Flabmumgam's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Flabmumgam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Run away if eight ducks approach from the south.

3. Never wear pink hats.

4. Never talk about spacetime near gulls while wearing gray rings and balancing five titanium spheres on your neck.

5. Do not take Flabmumgam's name in vain.