Xucflylit is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, flying naga.

Xucflylit created the Milkyway six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xucflylit, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Xucflylit, it will turn you into a puffin.

Xucflylit's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Xucflylit's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.

3. Never mention ducks.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.