Mipbafzig is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, two-faced beaver.

Mipbafzig created the cosmos two years ago.

If you believe in Mipbafzig, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Mipbafzig, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Mipbafzig's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Mipbafzig's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. You must pray to Mipbafzig five times a day.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never paint your arms cyan.

5. Never talk about grasshopers.