Mobhamlarp is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, self-confident goose.

Mobhamlarp created the Cigar Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mobhamlarp, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Mobhamlarp, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Mobhamlarp's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Mobhamlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Mobhamlarp loves rats, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not kill snakes.

4. You must pray to Mobhamlarp seven times a day.

5. You must never eat tomatoes.