Vadortlip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, slow aardvark.

Vadortlip created the Andromeda Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Vadortlip, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Vadortlip, it will torture you forever.

Vadortlip's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Vadortlip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always help grasshopers.

5. Do not eat beans.