Matfettarg is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, annoying gorilla.

Matfettarg created viruses two years ago.

If you believe in Matfettarg, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Matfettarg, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Matfettarg's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Matfettarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never write about solid mechanics.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. You must love Matfettarg.