Xuckstrag is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, uncaring fish.

Xuckstrag created the Whirlpool Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xuckstrag, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Xuckstrag, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Xuckstrag's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Xuckstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about archaea.

2. Do not take Xuckstrag's name in vain.

3. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Xuckstrag in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never wear trousers.

5. Birds are not to be trusted.