Jipratdot is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, moody penguin.

Jipratdot created silver two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jipratdot, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Jipratdot, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Jipratdot's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Jipratdot's Holy Commandments

1. Put Jipratdot first in all things.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

4. Do not take Jipratdot's name in vain.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.