Quillbagdap is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, all-powerful pigeon.

Quillbagdap created energy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Quillbagdap, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Quillbagdap, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Quillbagdap's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Quillbagdap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never sing in the presence of ants.

3. Never write about dark matter.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never talk about gravity near capybaras while wearing gray kilts and balancing five gold spheres on your feet.