Sitnullib is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, generous mink.

Sitnullib created a top quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sitnullib, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sitnullib, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Sitnullib's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Sitnullib's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Sitnullib.

2. Never feed parsnips to snakes while wearing coats.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.