Ranbetnad Feddablag is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, ruthless sheep.

Ranbetnad Feddablag created the Large Magellanic Cloud five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ranbetnad Feddablag, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Ranbetnad Feddablag, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Ranbetnad Feddablag's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Ranbetnad Feddablag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about cherries.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never wear rings.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.