Legfligsid is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, ruthless crane.

Legfligsid created snails five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Legfligsid, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Legfligsid, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Legfligsid's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Legfligsid's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never feed pineapples to snails while wearing dresses.

5. Do not trade with those who eat beans.