Danyarrig is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, boastful dog.

Danyarrig created a bottom quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Danyarrig, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Danyarrig, it will destroy your home solar system.

Danyarrig's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Danyarrig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill otters.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never wear ear rings.

5. Never laugh near whales.