Lipruttpad is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, tiresome capybara.

Lipruttpad created life four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lipruttpad, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Lipruttpad, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Lipruttpad's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Lipruttpad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

3. You must never eat bread.

4. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.

5. Do not keep nine tortoises in a large pit.