Monlaktadbun is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, almighty raccoon.

Monlaktadbun created a strange quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Monlaktadbun, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Monlaktadbun, he will turn you into a mouse.

Monlaktadbun's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Monlaktadbun's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always treat dolphins with great respect.

3. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

4. Never talk about foxes.

5. Never eat bark.