Jammet is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, grumpy centipede.

Jammet created the planet Venus four years ago.

If you believe in Jammet, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Jammet, she will not care.

Jammet's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Jammet's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat grapes.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Jammet loves great tits, so they must be respected.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always look after injured grasshopers.