Voldagbass is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, temperamental chinchilla.

Voldagbass created an up quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Voldagbass, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Voldagbass, he will turn you into a sheep.

Voldagbass' most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Voldagbass' Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Voldagbass.

2. Feed all hungry rats.

3. Never hurt manatees.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Retreat if five whales approach from the east.