Bifrowyarl is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, merciful chinchilla.

Bifrowyarl created the world four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bifrowyarl, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bifrowyarl, she will try to impress you with trees.

Bifrowyarl's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Bifrowyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Learn six new languages a year.

3. Never wear red jumpers.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never think ill of sick horses.