Lennutkik is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, emotional naga.

Lennutkik created a top quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Lennutkik, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Lennutkik, he will turn you into a worm.

Lennutkik's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Lennutkik's Holy Commandments

1. Always help cats in need.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never hurt tapirs.

5. Never bounce in holy places.