Bogsafjarn is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, omniscient dolphin.

Bogsafjarn created a down quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogsafjarn, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bogsafjarn, she will not care at all.

Bogsafjarn's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Bogsafjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry foxes.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Bogsafjarn loves pigs, so they must be respected.

4. Never wear magenta dresses.

5. Do not commit murder.