Abfebgan is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, merciless snail.

Abfebgan created gold seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Abfebgan, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Abfebgan, she will destroy your home solar system.

Abfebgan's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Abfebgan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity near seals while wearing orange hats.

2. Always wear red.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Abfebgan.

4. Erect six iron sculptures of Abfebgan on top of important buildings.

5. Pray towards the north.