Zodlinfoss Zaghadnan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, moody badger.

Zodlinfoss Zaghadnan created time and space nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zodlinfoss Zaghadnan, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Zodlinfoss Zaghadnan, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Zodlinfoss Zaghadnan's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Zodlinfoss Zaghadnan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill manatees.

2. Always help sheep.

3. Do not dye your hair orange.

4. Always wear blue.

5. Retreat if six otters approach from the north.