Flabfarnxen is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, slow hyena.

Flabfarnxen created the planet Saturn nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flabfarnxen, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Flabfarnxen, she will strike you with lightening.

Flabfarnxen's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Flabfarnxen's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat spinach.

2. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Flabfarnxen in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never think about dark matter.

4. Feed all hungry mice.

5. Always wear brown.