Tailvoldot is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, duplicitous wasp.

Tailvoldot created a down quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tailvoldot, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tailvoldot, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Tailvoldot's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Tailvoldot's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about quantum mechanics.

2. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Tailvoldot in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. You must love Tailvoldot.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.