Pogjenyam is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, benevolent bee.

Pogjenyam created the Tadpole Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pogjenyam, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Pogjenyam, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Pogjenyam's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Pogjenyam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce in public.

2. Always help sick hamsters.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never go into orange rooms.

5. Run away from red mice, for they are unholy.