Fiddadbin is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unjust dingo.

Fiddadbin created the Virgo Supercluster nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fiddadbin, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fiddadbin, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Fiddadbin's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Fiddadbin's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry squirrels.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Worship no other gods but Fiddadbin.