Yartbellid is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, quiet human.

Yartbellid created dark energy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yartbellid, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Yartbellid, she will destroy your home planet.

Yartbellid's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Yartbellid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always obey Yartbellid's priests.

3. Do not wear cyan clothing.

4. Never hop in holy places.

5. Do not commit murder.