Labbeddum is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, strong manatee.

Labbeddum created matter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Labbeddum, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Labbeddum, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Labbeddum's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Labbeddum's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never paint your chest green.

3. Erect three aluminium sculptures of Labbeddum on top of important buildings.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never hurt dolphins.