Nullbetstig Hasgedfub is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, capable dingo.

Nullbetstig Hasgedfub created the Sombrero Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nullbetstig Hasgedfub, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nullbetstig Hasgedfub, she will turn you into a hamster.

Nullbetstig Hasgedfub's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Nullbetstig Hasgedfub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear pink clothing.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Never feed parsnips to sheep while wearing black dresses.

4. Never think ill of sick swans.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.