Stanrullzog is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, resourceful human.

Stanrullzog created Asia six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stanrullzog, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Stanrullzog, it will strike you with lightening.

Stanrullzog's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Stanrullzog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Never think about nucleic acids.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never talk about bacteria.