Targfebmin is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, dishonest troll.

Targfebmin created Asia twelve years ago.

If you believe in Targfebmin, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Targfebmin, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Targfebmin's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Targfebmin's Holy Commandments

1. Targfebmin loves ants, so they must be honoured.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

4. Never wear gray coats.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.