Wabtimkop is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, bad-tempered donkey.

Wabtimkop created bats seven million years ago.

If you believe in Wabtimkop, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Wabtimkop, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Wabtimkop's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Wabtimkop's Holy Commandments

1. Snails are not to be trusted.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Wabtimkop in the centre of the settlement.