Yogdavpin is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, grumpy troll.

Yogdavpin created the Sunflower Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Yogdavpin, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Yogdavpin, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Yogdavpin's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Yogdavpin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep nine nematodes in a large pit.

2. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Yogdavpin in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

5. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Yogdavpin in the centre of the settlement.