Pag is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, moody lizard.

Pag created humanity three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pag, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Pag, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Pag's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Pag's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always wear red.

4. Pag loves tapirs, so they must be respected.

5. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.