Banfotjon is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, proud mink.

Banfotjon created the cosmos four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Banfotjon, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Banfotjon, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Banfotjon's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Banfotjon's Holy Commandments

1. Always help foxes.

2. You must love Banfotjon.

3. Never feed bananas to bats while wearing coats.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always help ants in need.