Abrapbum is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, boastful rat.

Abrapbum created carbon six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Abrapbum, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Abrapbum, it will make you grow a tail.

Abrapbum's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Abrapbum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat lentils.

2. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Abrapbum on top of all buildings.

3. Run away if nine mites approach from the south.

4. Do not take Abrapbum's name in vain.

5. Never think about enzymes.