Lipragmig is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, self-confident dolphin.

Lipragmig created bats five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lipragmig, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Lipragmig, she will not invite you to parties.

Lipragmig's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Lipragmig's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lipragmig.

2. Always treat swans with great respect.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never pour water over plants.