Fedfagkan is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, all-knowing dolphin.

Fedfagkan created humankind three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fedfagkan, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fedfagkan, he will turn you into a duck.

Fedfagkan's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Fedfagkan's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five geese approach from the north.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not kill mites.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.