Jadtargman is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, humorless shrew.

Jadtargman created dark energy six million years ago.

If you believe in Jadtargman, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Jadtargman, it will turn you into a mouse.

Jadtargman's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Jadtargman's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. You must love Jadtargman.

3. Never think ill of sick gulls.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.