Megloop is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, egotistical wasp.

Megloop created silver three billion years ago.

If you believe in Megloop, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Megloop, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Megloop's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Megloop's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Megloop.

2. Never paint your hands yellow.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Megloop on top of all buildings.

5. Never think ill of sick sheep.