Rawvilnilsterrawlunvaghan is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, calm dugong.

Rawvilnilsterrawlunvaghan created gold four billion years ago.

If you believe in Rawvilnilsterrawlunvaghan, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rawvilnilsterrawlunvaghan, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Rawvilnilsterrawlunvaghan's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Rawvilnilsterrawlunvaghan's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

5. Never paint your feet cyan.